$PENIS TACTICAL ARMORY
LOADOUT//V7
[1] THE LANDLORD'S .45
.45 ACP · SEMI
Seven rounds of .45 ACP. One eviction notice, hand-delivered.
[2] GIRTH-12 "PUMP & DUMP"
12 GA 00 BUCK · PUMP
Eight rounds of 12-gauge. The eviction crew's master key.
[3] CHODE-15 "RENT'S DUE"
5.56 NATO · AUTO
5.56 NATO, 30 rounds, 750 RPM. Rent is due at muzzle velocity.
[4] SCHLONG-47 "SOVIET STIFFENER"
7.62×39 · AUTO
7.62×39, 30 rounds, 600 RPM. Built like a landlord's handshake.
[5] MOJAVE LONGSHOT
.308 WIN · BOLT · SCOPE
Bergara B-14 HMR, .308 Win, 5 rounds. The long arm of the landlord.
[X] THE LANDLORD'S PIMP CANE
MELEE · HOLSTER FIREARM
Gold-topped executive walking stick for collecting rent.